Closed jar of The Fat Lady mentholated lard pain relief rub with herbal oils, a topical remedy for chest pain and muscle soreness.

Mentholated Lard Pain Relief Rub with aromatic herbal oils & extracts- 1 Oz

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Closed jar of The Fat Lady mentholated lard pain relief rub with herbal oils, a topical remedy for chest pain and muscle soreness.
  • Closed jar of The Fat Lady mentholated lard pain relief rub with herbal oils, a topical remedy for chest pain and muscle soreness.
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  • Jar of The Fat Lady mentholated lard pain relief rub with herbal oils and extracts, used as a topical remedy for chest pain relief.
  • Topical Mentholated Lard Pain Relief Rub with herbal oils and extracts, 1 oz, designed for soothing muscle and joint discomfort.
  • Mentholated Lard Pain Relief Rub with aromatic herbal oils & extracts- 1 Oz
  • Mentholated Lard Pain Relief Rub with aromatic herbal oils & extracts- 1 Oz
Mentholated Lard Pain Relief Rub with aromatic herbal oils & extracts- 1 Oz

Mentholated Lard Pain Relief Rub with aromatic herbal oils & extracts- 1 Oz

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Pain Relief Balm - New Formula!
Soothe Aches and Discomfort Naturally

Experience the power of nature with our expertly crafted Balm, designed for muscle and joint comfort. Our trusted formula provides soothing relief, allowing you to embrace comfort once again. It also works wonderfully as a chest rub!

Masterfully Formulated

Inspired by the beloved White Flower Analgesic Balm from Traditional Chinese Medicine and Dr. Thomas’ Eclectic Oil, our balm is crafted with pride. We blend our sustainable leaf lard sourced from pasture-fed pigs in Wisconsin with organic herbs, oils, and herbal extracts, ensuring a product that is both effective and environmentally responsible.

How to Use

Apply a small amount to the affected area and gently massage it in before bedtime. Experience noticeable improvement overnight.
Note: Avoid contact with face and eyes!

Embrace comfort with our Balm—your natural choice for a soothing experience in your daily routine!

Frequently asked questions

What is a Calm & Restore Tallow Face Cream?

It’s a rich, water-based tallow face cream made with unrefined grass-fed beef tallow, double-extracted organic catnip, organic Neem Oil at 3%, and a calming blend of organic petitgrain, rosemary, and lavender essential oils, designed to protect and moisturize irritated, sensitive-feeling skin.
What makes this different from a tallow balm?

Balms are made from fats and oils only. This is a creamy emulsion that combines tallow with distilled water and glycerin, so it glides on lighter and absorbs more easily while still giving you the nourishing benefits of tallow.
What does “double extraction” of catnip mean?

The catnip is extracted twice to concentrate more of the plant’s beneficial compounds into the cream, giving a stronger herbal infusion than a single extraction.
Is it safe if I’m pregnant or nursing?

This product contains essential oils and Neem oil. If you are pregnant, nursing, or have a medical condition, please check with your healthcare provider before use.
Does this cream contain a preservative?

Most of our face lotions and creams contains water, it needs a preservative to stay fresh and safe. We use Geogard (benzyl alcohol and dehydroacetic acid), and rosemary oleoresin extract helps protect the tallow from oxidizing.

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